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My Monki Mars Romance




today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away

all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said

i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids

The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.

(Source: charlottes)


my friends were talking about how it sucks for dudes cause they can’t wear girls clothes without being judged

and then i reminded them that girls cant wear girls clothes without being judged 



i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that